I’m helping my dad with his iPod and he was like

“I don’t want it to put your music on my iPod, I don’t want that Dead Rabbit on there”

oh, dad…

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I went on a hot date to go see The Avengers ~ it was awesome. Now I must eat Frogmore stew with my family then out again for more fun

myratter:

Petition to get John Green to be my dad. 

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You’re Kingsguard, Clegane. We must beat them back or they’re going to take this city. Your King’s city.

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I just held a Nintendo DS stylus as ransom for the return of my pokemon cards

what am I doing with my life

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